Pest

LOOK UP YOUR BIRTHDAY AND SEE WHAT KIND OF A PEST U ARE!!!

January
01 - 09 ~ Ass
10 - 24 ~ Slug
25 - 31 ~ Cockroach


February
01 - 05 ~ Parasite
06 - 14 ~ Bullfrog
15 - 21 ~ Skunk
22 - 28 ~ Snake


March
01 - 12 ~ Ape
13 - 15 ~ Cockroach
16 - 23 ~ Slug
24 - 31 ~ Parasite


April
01 - 03 ~ Ass
04 - 14 ~ Snake
15 - 26 ~ Slug
27 - 30 ~ Skunk


May
01 - 13 ~ Slug
14 - 21 ~ Bullfrog
22 - 31 ~ Cockroach


June
01 - 03 ~ Slug
04 - 14 ~ Skunk
15 - 20 ~ Ass
21 - 24 ~ Ape
25 - 30 ~ Parasite


July
01 - 09 ~ Slug
10 - 15 ~ Ass
16 - 26 ~ Bullfrog
27 - 31 ~ Parasite


August
01 - 15 ~ Ape
16 - 25 ~ Slug
26 - 31 ~ Skunk


September
01 - 14 ~ Bullfrog  (afraid u mite miss it...nah nah nah...Dad's Bday)
15 - 27 ~ Parasite
28 - 30 ~ Ass


October
01 - 15 ~ Ape
16 - 27 ~ Skunk
28 - 31 ~ Snake


November
01 - 16 ~ Cockroach
17 - 30 ~ Parasite


December
01 - 16 ~ Ass
17 - 25 ~ Ape
26 - 31 ~ Bullfrog

If you are an Ass (Donkey): A very loyal and sweet person. Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends, all of them being quality-personified.

If you are a Slug: Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-together ' s. However, you are sensitive which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath.
God bless the person then!

If you are a Cockroach: Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful.....

If you are a Parasite: An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy, with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you ' re cool but when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You ' re a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don ' t like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.

If you are a Skunk: You are near to perfect and nice at heart. The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people. You too, love peace. You wouldn ' t like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one ' s back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return. You are generous enough. Seeing things in a practical light is what the best trait of you guys remains.

If you are a Bullfrog: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life. Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected. In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware; it is easy for you to fall in love....

If you are a Snake: You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk. You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group. Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.

If you are an Ape: Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quickly as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique..You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are!!

This is what i received from Nicholas and lol! It's kinda true...people who talk to me usually have to choose their words or else they'll offend me. Well, that depends on the closeness between me and that person too. If im not close to you, say whatever you want, like the hell i care...well, maybe on certain aspect i will care but then, lol i dont give a damn that much. I only care about those who's close to me think of me as...haha...

3 papers down...2 to go. Anyway lolx...i slept for 15 hours today!!! Cool... Exam week is tiring so i think i deserve that... :D

Emo

First off, what i wanted to say is, ugh...i was sort of like...ambushed and my uglay pictures got snapped. Went to dad's for group discussion and this topic about that previous funny korean guy singing 'I still Believe' of course by Mariah Carey and lol! There's this part of the song where she goes 'just give me one more try...' and lol! that guy copied her and oh sweat!!! It's totally out of tune and of course, IT'S DAMN HILARIOUS! Dad had this idea to show us how Mariah sang that part and "Nah nah...see this part is that gay guy sing it". At first i was like 'huh'? Then i heard Mariah sang that verse "Just give me one more try~~~", and OH SWEAT!!! All of sudden i just thought about how that guy sang and i burst into laugh so badly.

I was eating stick-munchys biscuit and lol!!! I've to closed my mouth tight so that those biscuits didnt spilled out. And that was when KOK HOONG AMBUSHED ME WITH HIS iPhone. Adoi... WTH!!! Worse of all, those pictures turned out to be comic-strip-liked pictures which links from one to another. Memang sweat... Database System is tomorrow and sigh...i hope that i prepared my best.

I just don't know why...or is it worth it that i pulled off my track just to give you another chance. Sigh...

OH WHAT THE F!!!

Guess what? I made a vital mistake today....DAMN!!! DAMN!! DAMN!!! Oh so damn! I've forgotten that i cam whored and posted my pictures in my blog =.=" AND OH DAMN! I was browsing through the cbox to see what Edward replied and i laughed and told dad bout what Edward said and he was like "OOhhh fine la fine la, your friend can go into your blog i kenot go".

I was like... =.=" OKOK i've grant you permission. THAT WAS THE FATAL MISTAKE!!! He scrolled down and WHOA!!! MY PICTURES!!! THOSE PICTURES I CAM-WHORED! Oh memang sweat... Annie were there and OMFG!!! So damn paiseh... iysh this dad...then Keat Liang joins in the fun where he TRIED TO COPY MY PICTURE FOLDER TO HIS COMPUTER!!! He set-up and ad-hoc VPN or something like that and oh sweat! thank goodness i realize something was amiss and phew, rescued myself from being intruded.

What The Eff!!! by Vin

I feel like fainting right there and then...lol...not really....over exaggerated... Anyway, i feel so not well. I didnt study well for DSA. And im gonna sleep now...i'll chiong tomorrow...always last minute work =.=" Ah! All the best to me...

Mariah Impersonator

Edward, you're gonna hate this guy so much and i know you're gonna do the usual "OWH MY GAWD! OWH MY GAWD WILLIAM!!!".

Touch My Body

We Belong Together

Edward please dont kill me...hate him can ady.... XD

Laptop In da House (room)

It's soooooooo annoying after the whole computer desk was moved into my room. I DONT HAVE FREAKING INTERNET!! I've to move out to the living room and sit on little kid's chair and coffee table. LIKE NOW!!! Ugh so torturing. Mom said she'll let me buy a router soon but not now... Sigh so, ugh...talk about backache... =.=" I've to hunch to see the screen properly lol! Anyway, exam's due next week and i hope i've good preparation before that. Oh yeah! One more thing, finally i've got the grasp of the game, SPORE!!! Well, it is a game developed by Maxis with together with the creator of The Sims, Will Wright. From what i read in wikipedia, Maxis is now a part of Electronic Arts. Anyway, Spores really does looks like The Sims but the play style is different. Anyway, here are some of the 'species' i created.

I name them Xatus (Xatuses in plural XD). Dont ask me why but it just come to my mind.

Civilised Xatus(es).

Dancing Xatus(es).

Creature after the cell phase, Xanu.

I forgot what i named this =.=" It's a weird name too.

Anyway, i'm currently in Space Phase and whoa! It's very very hard to play space phase where you can give life to other planets and stuff like that. It's really like you're the God and you decide what you wanna do. Nice game but one of the most complicated game ever. I doubt many girls will like this kind of game. The creation part, yes but space war??? Unlikely...i too have trouble playing due to limited resources as in sporebuck (money). Till now, i still dont really understand how everything works... Lots and lotsa stuff in the game...

Happy Valentine's!!!

Wow...today is one of the best days in my life! Why? The whole family was so cheerful today. Father and Mother is happy while Cat and Tat Ko as usual with their lovey dovey and the new couple-liked, presenting, Chris and Michael!!! They were happy and lol! i sorta betrayed Chris by telling Michael what Chris likes and dislikes and stuff like that. And of course, there were me :D Hehe... well, at least this year's Valentine was special compared to previous years. Hehe...

Anyway, first of all, Happy Valentine's Day to everybody out there!!! To those who're still single, do not sore cause sooner or later, your Valentine will appear and then you can celebrate this day, 14th of February! Of course you can still celebrate this day even if you're single but, it wont be really fun right? Okay let's see, in the beginning, i dont really plan to go anywhere today but i sort of like must get rid of myself out of the house in order to initiate "Home Candle Light Dinner" planned by Chris. Well, of course i must cooperate in order to make everything work. What is that plan? Well, we would like to give Father and Mother privacy and have fun with candle light dinner and such. So, i get rid of myself at the noon or such. Even though father will only be back at evening but well, hehe...the earlier i get out, the better as mother can do the stuff she wanted to do and prepare stuff without me looking as lol! You know...shy shy stuff... XD LOL! Imagine preparing Dinner-for-Two in front of your kids with lovey-dovey stuff, wont it be like...weird???

Anyway, so, i went out with my friend and spend quite a fun time though :D Hehe... Watched Valkyrie and although the story is kinda confusing, it's actually quite nice and im wondering, you did they made two fingers of Tom Cruise to disappear? I thought Adolph Hitler died in the movie but he didnt but instead, Tom Cruise died. It's actually so called a twist but it's nice! It's not often that you see main character dies right? I really like it that way compared to a movie that has happy ending alllll the time. Anyway, just realize you're fan of many anime too and hehe...im gonna give you a surprise as soon as i can :D



Was at Gurney the whole day and it's quite boring but managed to get rid of the boringness through hours of talking. Time seemed to past so fast today. Hope it would stay longer but ah! Im sure there're next time...

Mother actually had candle light dinner with father in their room LOL!!!! Simultaneously, Cat had the same thing with Tat Ko in her room too. Kinda cute actually... XD Pity grandpa he's alone though... Well, it's the young's world nowadays and i dont think i can help it right? To think that one day i would be in his positions and memories are the only thing i can keep with my beloved no longer with me. Kinda sad actually because you'll be lonely. Sigh...nevertheless, although i do scream at you and detests you from time to time, do know that i love you, grandpa. Despite the things you did, you're still my grandpa and despite how many ridiculous things you said, you're still my grandpa. Although you're not a good example of a grandpa, or rather, my ideal grandpa, do know that you're still my grandpa... :D I had lost one of my beloved grandpa and i know sooner or later, i will lose you too but nevertheless, memories of you will always stay with me.

I'm sure i will reminiscent you like how i think about grandma and my other grandpa. Im sure i'll think of the ridiculous stuff you made, how you cared for me, how you loved me and LOL! how we argued and how i scolded you and stuff like that... :D That's what memories are for right? I prefer to have such memories rather than sweet sweet memories because to me, sweet memories are incomplete memories. Memories which contains laughter, anger, cries and such are a true complete memory :D

Independent

You know what? Actually i already have plan for myself this semester break. I will most probably be working but not in Starbucks neither one of such coffee shop or whatever you call. I won't be working in Shopping Malls or boutiques either. Instead, i WILL or rather WANT to work in hotel line. I wanted to learn how to talk and such and i've already have help from a friend of mine to find a job for me. It will be in Melaka and i planned to stay there for my sem break. Other than a chance to earn money, i will be able to test my ability to survive without family members around to take care of me or such.

I wanted to see how far i can go and how can i behave myself with parents not around. Of course i will most probably go wild but, how wild??? I dont think i'll go to bars, lounges or disco though. Maybe just hang around with friends till late at night or such. My plan was going smoothly as i prepared to get all details and confirmation about where i am going to stay, what job i'll be doing and such but UNFORTUNATELY, wretched father find a job for me WITHOUT INFORMING ME IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! Okay i thought fine, i'll just ignore and one of the reason why i wanted confirmation about everything before i burst to my parents is because if i were to tell them now, there will be loopholes as in unanswered questions. I've to be ready and 'sell' them what i wanted to do in one go so that less objection occurs.

Mom was the one who told me that father found a job for me and wanted me to go for interview. It's a job from his client where i'll be sort of like a salesperson or such selling GHEE HIANG BISCUITS!!!! WHAT THE FUCK! Learn what la? Learn sell biscuits is it??? HELL NO! I'd prefer to work in Starbucks or Coffee Bean rather than that chinese biscuit shop! The pay is RM5 per hour where i'll be working for 8 hours per day. Weekends only but still, NO WAY!!! Seriously, I DONT WANT TO WORK THERE!!! Father is always like that and i am so frustrated with him...make decisions for me without informing me. HOW OLD AM I!!!???? 9 years old or 19 years old!? If i cant even make decisions at this age, then what am i for???

Nevertheless, i've got no choice but to tell mom my current plan and as expected, she said no and such. I told her i wanted to try and be independent and learn about socializing and such but as usual, SHE NEVER EVER SUPPORTED IN WHATEVER I DO!!! (except education-related stuff). SHE IS ALWAYS SO DISCOURAGING, SO IS MY FAMILY!!! I HATE THEM TREATING ME THIS WAY! I AM NOT A KID! I AM 19 YEARS OLD AND I WANT TO BE INDEPEDENT!!! I'd dare to say that im much better than many teens. Why? I dont spend, i dont go clubbing, i dont smoke, i dont drink, i dont go out often. All i ask for is INDEPENDENT AND KNOWLEDGE ABOUT BUSINESS AND SOCIALIZING! IS THIS TOO MUCH!? True i'll be away from home but sooner or later, i too will have to be away from home, no?

When i told mom i wanna learn Japanese language, she said "NO". I wanna learn dancing, "NO". I wanna learn singing, "NO". And now, I WANNA LEARN TO BE INDEPENDENT and what she said???? " NO NO NO NO NO!!!" If i am someone who doesnt have such flexibility or ability to handle such decisions, then what am i for? A puppet who were born to say "YES YES YES" and "YES"??? Another friend of mine, told me that his late-father's company is sort of like in crisis and his late-father's urm...partner seeks him for help. So, i told him wanna be a part of it too and he sort of agree and all that. His company will have an exhibition in KL this 1st of March until 9th of March. Unfortunately, i've exam until 3rd of March, so if i were to go, i'll only be able to go after my exam. I told my mom that too and again, she said NO NO NO NO NO!! What is wrong with that!? I AM NOT GOING KL TO FOOL AROUND OR SUCH! I AM GOING THERE TO WORK, TO GAIN EXPERIENCE IN BUSINESS! WHAT THE FUCK HELL WRONG IS THAT!?

She insist that even if i were to plan everything properly, she wont let me go! WHY!???? Because it's dangerous that i am alone??? THAT'S THE POINT, MA! I AM GOING THERE TO TEST MY ABILITY TO SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU GUYS! IS THAT TOO MUCH!? I will take care of myself properly and i've friends in KL! It's just that you guys dont trust me! YOU GUYS REFUSE TO LET ME MAKE MY OWN MAJOR DECISIONS!!! I AM 19 MA!!! NOT 9!!! I AM NOT YOUNG!

Cam Whoring

I was soooo damn bored today and i've got nothing to do. So, i sneaked into Chris and Cat's room and steal their Sony camera for a while. I used to take pictures of myself...i used to like cam whore and while sitting in my room, sudden i had the idea, "Hey! Why not i cam whore again? Since it's quite long ago since i cam whored". So fine, and tada! The result :D Photoshopped my ugly pimple away tho WAKAKAKAKAKA! Jz 1 on the right side of my lips XD Im sort of trying the emo me but it doesnt seem to work. I used to take pictures of the hip-hop me but now, lol! the what me? The normal me i guess :D I hope nobody say i 'thick face' or dont know what 'shy/embaressing' means XD.

*click to enlarge the picture*

CNY Cloths

See, most of them are red in color. Sweatz my sisters and my mom....bought most of them red for me. See the hooded shirt? It's not CNY cloth but it's my favourite :D From Padini and it's written 1990 there :D 

Fashion Fiesta

These two are my favourite outfit as in how i would wear them. Of course i will mix and match with others and well, these two are just examples that's all :D Oh one more thing,  YOU DIDNT SEE MY BEDSHEET!!!

Looks like school uniform lol! I like it though :D

Chrismas

This was taken last year on the week of Chrismas. It's 23rd of December if im not mistaken. Anyway, LOOK WHAT HOORIBLE TIME DID THE PICTURE SNAPPED!!!

The normal me singing :D

WHHHHHHAT THE F***!!!

New bedroom style

LOOK! LOOK WHAT'S ON THE LEFT!!! AHAHAHAHAHA! A COMPUTER TABLE! Yeah....mom decided to move it in and lol! sort of resturcture the whole living room XD As in how the stuff were arranged. Sadly my room is super messy and lolx! Look how messy it is XD Lazy wanna put stuff properly XD Anyway MWAHAHAHA!!! Sadly, i didnt buy a router....will buy soon :D

I HATE STUPID COMPUTER NETWORK! I DISLIKE MR.LEW!!!

i was doing my wretched+cursed stupid C.Network assignment and was doing research about VoIP and found this funny thing

http://communication.howstuffworks.com/ip-telephony2.htm

You paid a lot for the call, because you actually owned a 3,000-mile-long copper wire for 10 minutes.

LOL!!! It's really LOL!!!

Another lol thing is that sweatz...I just went through the word "MIMO" which stands for multiple input multiple output. What's so funny about it??? Well, there's once where Mr.Lew was giving lesson about this and he called it in it's abbreviation, MIMO, and without thought, i said the words in the sense like ambulance van/police car's siren that "BEE BOOO BEE BOO" kind of sound. And OH LOL!!! Dad turned at me and said, "WAH...u tot u still small ar??? BEE BOO BEE BOO". While Mr.Lew actually like "WAAAHHH!!!". OMG so embaressing...i am 19 and lol! i am doing such childish thing. Nevertheless, i dont think i'll change my attitude cause of this comment. Hehe...i am who i am. Of course when im older, i will change this attitude of mine or else i'll be scaring people away lol!

And i realize from time to time, i spends some time listening to the songs i like before i move on with my works. Haha! It's actually nice because we're able to like take a few minutes of relaxation before continuing our work. Although there are music most of the time i uses laptop but i never really listen to the songs unless i wanted to XD A habit nevertheless, haha...usually i become dreamy whenever i listen to the songs i like. For now, im listening to David Archuleta's song, "You Can" and haha! Thinking about somebody~~~ Really appreciate meeting you :D although our relationship starts as friends and although might stay so forever, i would like to have the dream that it might grows :D Wow! Coincidence? Finished typing that "...grows" sentence and the song ends exactly!!! Hahahaha.... Oh yeah! BTW, thanks for the S.H.E's songs... and others too :D Last but not least, GMO MI TNELOIV NI DEB!!!!????

Real or Fake?

Found these pics after 1 month+ since i visited oddee... Even though it's said that those lightning strikes are authentic, i refuse to believe in some but nevertheless, real or not, it's still a nice artwork...

Semi-Private

Sigh...soooooooooooooooooooooooo many people ask me why i made my blog soooo private. So, here's the reason. I made my blog private because there had been stuff happening in my life and well, i need to write all those stuff down. Anyway, the reason i made it semi-private is because i made another blog for it... hahaha! Don even dream about going in cause that one is totally private...except for a few people.. :D You know who you're are.

An End With No Beginning

The day when we first met,

We were laughing,

It's the best day i ever had,

N' was bouncing.

As time goes on,

I realize i had so much fun,

But it never lasted long,

For what's done is done.

Finally,

I've tasted the love i never knew,

I've never regretted knowing you,

For there's only a few,

People like you.

You imprisoned my heart,

Deep down in a cavern,

The escape is hard,

It's nothing pleasant.

The love that i'd never knew,

Seems to be like, you.

You made me happy;

For loving you.

You made me sad;

For feeling uncertain.

You made me cry;

For your words kill.

You made me laugh;

From the fun we had.

STOP!

We mustn't go on,

For the winter sakura,

Had blossomed through the winter,

For the frozen lake,

Had melted through the summer,

I cannot go on!

Nevertheless,

The love that i'd never knew,

Seems to be like... you.

The following are quote from Sina's Challenge. I found this website accidentally while arguing with somebody about the term 'pedophile' and 'paedophile'.

Muhammad: A Pedophile 

Muhammad “married” Aisha when she was six years old.

'A'isha (Allah be pleased with her) reported: Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) married me when I was six years old, and I was admitted to his house when I was nine years old. Muslim 8. 3310

Narrated 'Aisha:that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old, and then she remained with him for nine years (i.e., till his death). Bukhari 7. 62. 64

Narrated 'Aisha:that the Prophet married her when she was six years old and he consummated his marriage when she was nine years old. Hisham said: I have been informed that 'Aisha remained with the Prophet for nine years (i.e. till his death)." what you know of the Quran (by heart)' Bukhari 7. 62. 65

Narrated 'Ursa:The Prophet wrote the (marriage contract) with 'Aisha while she was six years old and consummated his marriage with her while she was nine years old and she remained with him for nine years (i.e. till his death).Bukhari 7. 62. 88

Arab year is lunar, which is shorter than solar year. In solar years, Aisha was 8 years 9 months old when Muhammad consummated his marriage with her. Consummate? This is a nice way to say raped her.  According to Muslims, a woman must consent to her marriage or the marriage is null.  How can a 6-years old child consent to her marriage?  Without a consent, how can we call this relationship between a 51 years old man and a  6-years old child marriage?

Some Muslims claim that it was Abu Bakr who approached Muhammad asking him to marry his daughter. This is not true.

The Prophet asked Abu Bakr for 'Aisha's hand in marriage. Abu Bakr said "But I am your brother." The Prophet said, "You are my brother in Allah's religion and His Book, but she (Aisha) is lawful for me to marry." Bukhari 7.62.18

Even though Abu Bakr was fool enough to let Muhammad have sex with his little daughter, that marriage was invaled, because the only person who should have given consent was a minor.  Aisha was unaware of what was going on and was surprised when Muhammad pulled down his pants and invited her to sit on his lap. SheNarrated:

When the Prophet married me, my mother came to me and made me enter the house (of the Prophet) and nothing surprised me but the coming of Allah's Apostle to me in the forenoon. Bukhari 7. 62. 90

Aisha was playing with dolls like any other 8 year old child would do. She was not ready for marriage and had no understanding of it.

Narrated 'Aisha:

I used to play with the dolls in the presence of the Prophet, and my girl friends also used to play with me. When Allah's Apostle used to enter (my dwelling place) they used to hide themselves, but the Prophet would call them to join and play with me. (The playing with the dolls and similar images is forbidden, but it was allowed for 'Aisha at that time, as she was a little girl, not yet reached the age of puberty.) (Fateh-al-Bari page 143, Vol.13)Bukhari 8. 73.151

Narrated Aisha:

The Prophet engaged me when I was a girl of six (years). We went to Medina and stayed at the home of Bani-al-Harith bin Khazraj. Then I got ill and my hair fell down. Later on my hair grew (again) and my mother, Um Ruman, came to me while I was playing in a swing with some of my girl friends. She called me, and I went to her, not knowing what she wanted to do to me. She caught me by the hand and made me stand at the door of the house. I was breathless then, and when my breathing became Allright, she took some water and rubbed my face and head with it. Then she took me into the house. There in the house I saw some Ansari women who said, "Best wishes and Allah's Blessing and a good luck." Then she entrusted me to them and they prepared me (for the marriage). Unexpectedly Allah's Apostle came to me in the forenoon and my mother handed me over to him, and at that time I was a girl of nine years of age. Bukhari 5.234

Having sexual feelings for small children is called pedophilia. According to Ayatollah Montazeri, the most revered Shiite cleric of Iran , the “marriage” of Muhammad and Aisha was a political maneuver to placate the enemies of Islam. He wrote: The reason for this marriage was that the Prophet was under the intense pressure by his enemies like Abu Lahab and Abu Jahl and was completely dependant of the protection of other tribes. Abu Bakr had a lot of tribal influence. And rejecting his offer, in those conditions, for the Prophet was not prudent. In reality this marriage was symbolic and not to satisfy his sexual instinct, because, as a rule a 53-year-old man cannot have sexual feelings for a 9-year-old girl.

This is nonsense. Abu Bakr was already a devout follower of Muhammad and his confidant. Abu Lahab and Abul Hakam (whom Muhammad derogatorily called Abu Jahl, father of ignorance) had nothing to do with Abu Bakr.  How can having sex with a child placate one's enemies?  Assuming this ridiculous excuse is true, what about Aisha?  Was she only a pawn for Muhammad’s political maneuvers? 

In one thing the Grand Ayatollah is right. As a rule a 53-year-old man cannot have sexual feelings for a 9-year-old girl, unless he is a pedophile.

The Islamocritic scholar, Abul Kasem, has demonstrated that in Islam there is actually no age limit for marrying a child. He found the following hadith which shows a Muslim man can marry an infant.  However should one of his adult wives suckle that infant both wives become haram to him.

Case of one of two wives suckling the other-If a man marry an infant and an adult and the latter should give milk to the former, both wives become prohibited with respect to that man [their husband], because if they were to continue united in marriage to him, it would imply the propriety of joint cohabitation with the foster-mother and her foster-daughter, which is prohibited, in the same manner as joint cohabitation with a natural mother and daughter-It is to be observed on this occasion, that if the husband should not have had carnal connexion with the adult wife, she is not entitled to any dower whatever, because the separation has proceeded from her, before consummation :-but the infant has a claim to her half dower. [Hedaya Vol. I Book III, page 71 (Ref. 6)]

Abul Kasem also quoted the story of Umar marrying a child just four or five years old.

Umme Kulthum was 4 or 5 years old when Umar married her.  This child was his most favourite wife (just like prophet Mohammad).  There is a great controversy about the identity of this child bride of Umar.  Many scholars claim that she was the daughter of Ali and Fatima.  Others say that Umme Kulthum was the posthumous daughter of Abu Bakar and Habiba.  Abu Bakar died (13 A.H.) a few months before Umme Kulthum was born.  She was the half sister of Aisha.  So, Umar asked Aisha for the hand of Umme Kulthum when she (Umme Kulthum) was only 4 - 5 years old.  Aisha agreed and Umar and Umme Kulthum got married.

According to Abul Kasem’s calculations, Umar was 56 years old when he married this little girl.   Why would he not wait for Umme Kulthum to reach the age of nine? Shouldn’t Umar follow the sunna (example) of his prophet?  The answer is that Muhammad did not set any limits for child marriage.   Ummar must have remembered when Muhammad expressed his desire to marry a crawling baby before death overtook him.  This story is reported by Ibn Ishac, the most authentic biographer of Muhammad.  Most other biographies are based on this monumental work of Ibn Ishak/Ibn Hisham

(Suhayli, ii.79: In the riwaya of Yunus I.I recorded that the apostle saw her (Ummu’l-Fadl) when she was baby crawling before him and said, ‘If she grows up and I am still alive I will marry her.’ But he died before she grew up and Sufyan b. al-Aswad b. Abdu’l-Asad al-Makhzumi married her and she bore him Rizq and Lubaba….(Ref.3, page 311)